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It's Gonna be the Electronics Homily Again!

As today is Veteran’s Day, the church office was closed and the pastor had the day off. I am in the drug store across the street from the church and lo and behold, I notice him in the store and say, “Hello Monsignor!” He smiles and says “Hello” to me, and then to 2 other people. A few minutes later, I am near the check-out line texting my husband. A lady behind me says, “Are you in line?” I turn around and say, “No, I’m just on my phone.” Guess who is behind her, thinking he’s on line?

I can just hear it this Sunday….

“Maybe we all need to re-evaluate the role of technology in our lives. Do you ever find yourself mindlessly scrolling on your phone, rudely holding up the check-out line, oblivious to those around you?”

Feast of the Holy Guardian Angels

I hit myself in the head today with my car keys (please don’t ask). I said to my Guardian Angel, “Why did you let that happen? What, you’re off today because IT’S YOUR FEAST? Well, isn’t that special. All you guys are up there having some big party, leaving us poor slobs down here to fend for ourselves. Thanks a lot!”

Then I went out driving. On Long Island. I said, “Shove that strawberry cupcake in your mouth and GET BACK DOWN HERE NOW!”

I got back home in one piece, so I guess the party’s over:)

sancti Angeli custodes, orate pro nobis!